WIss announces The Dirk Diggler/John Holmes Memorial Trophy for sausage with most girth and width

It's big. It's juicy. It's huge. It makes you swoon and gag and cower. Cross your legs and padlock the chastity belt. We have the winner of the biggest, the thickest, the meatiest. The girth will make you think twice about asking that random stranger home...

And here it is.

Adults only...

The winner of the Dirk Diggler/John Holmes Memorial Trophy for sausage with most girth and width (and length and weighing in at a whopping 1.25kg)...

Moondarra Bresaola!!

Congratulations to Neil Prentice!

It was actually one of the best Air Dried meats we tried. Superb. Made from Neil's own Wagyu cattle..